Couldn’t figure out how to link this to the site, so I am pasting today’s entry on the Borowitz Report: (via the often hilarious Andy Borowitz).
AIRLINES TO STOW PASSENGERS IN OVERHEAD BINS
Bold New Strategy to Boost Sagging Revenues
Struggling with rising fuel costs and sagging profits, several
leading airlines announced today that they would attempt to boost their
revenues by stowing passengers in their aircrafts